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alex-shizzle. 22. canada. filthy gaijin scum. making this shit up as I go along. mindless trivia sponge. giffer of the mundane. I'm so niche I do harm to myself and others. one time i made a meme. it was awesome.
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the g1 climax is ruining my life

I think you mean “improving my life in meaningful ways”

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I am so sleepy

but

I have 6 hours worth of wrestling to catch up on

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hbshizzle:

Brie Bella vs Stephanie McMahon main event of Wrestlemania 31 please

SummerSlam works too thanks kids

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so the whole conversation was fairly simple with my coworker and she’ll probably pass it on cause gossip and all that.
I still have a dude’s number… and I’m still gonna text him… what he might be into wrestling or a Canadiens fan there’s a thing called redeemable qualities. It’s just a matter of whether that dude not “getting in there” is a problem.

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Jul 28 14
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so how do i tell my heteronormative coworkers that i’m kind of gay…
they’re on a mission to get me dick and my demisexual teetering towards homoromantic ass is not about it

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Jul 28 14
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heinekenrana:

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

heinekenrana:

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
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Jul 28 14
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titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off
Yahoo! Chat
Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*
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one of the girls at work today told me “I love your makeup it’s so different are you in love?” and in my head I went “yeah with the most beautiful person in the world: myself”

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this has been in my drafts far too long so i’m unleashing it on all of you

this has been in my drafts far too long so i’m unleashing it on all of you