my characterization of Taka Michinoku in the Ichi Band series is probably my greatest accomplishment right now he’s the most multifaceted character.

  • doesn’t play an instrument just waves the flag and runs around sometimes he has a tambourine.
  • doesn’t play an instrument because he has serious performance anxiety but the band respects his limitations and just wants him to be comfortable.
  • definitely poly which is why even though Taichi brings El Desperado into the mix TAKA’s just like “cool partner exclusivity is such an extra hassle”
  • constantly pursues Kota Ibushi.
  • Loki but without all that fuckin glorious purpose shit he’s just in it for a good time and he likes pranking people with his pickle surprise.
ichi bando tag 

episode 21: Suzuki can’t stand clingy couples and the way Young Lions Tanaka and Komatsu run around is getting on his last nerve. Irony ensues when Taichi and TAKA act similarly to the Young Lions and Suzuki just shrugs it off because “they’re just very good friends” 
(plus TAKA’s default setting is creepy uncle)

didn’t you just hang out with batista at a con??? am i hallucinating? but yeah bottom line let’s move to japan

I was a few feet away from his queue and took a photo of him and then left the con to regain my personal space so yes we’re totes texting bffs you should see the funny stuff he posts on snapchat.

WHEN UR AT HOTEL ROOM N THEY GONNA GOTTA CHARGE U 4 WATER HAHAHAHAHA WTF YA RITEE LMFAOO 😂😂😭😭😆😆👵👵💩💩🔥🔥💦💧💥👀👄👅 #relatable #popularpage #magcon

yes 

in a month it will have been … seven years since I met a wrestler in person.

shit.

and now that I’m grown up I’m all picky like yeah a signing would be cool (but they usually cost money) but you don’t get much time to prove how cool and awesome you are so basically I need to figure out how to be friends with grappy graps men and ladies.

raxn replied to your post: anonymous said:Have you touched a…

hes very……………………..golden

he returned to RAW the Monday after this signing so he got a fre$$$h tan before the big surprise.

raxn 

Anonymous SENT: Have you touched a wrestler? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

technically he touched me

and i was underage.

samoansexgodreigns SENT: Have any tattoos/piercings?

not yet, I’m not planning on any piercings but there’s a laundry list of tattoos that are waiting for me to have job security and a healthy wad of cash in the bank.

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they’re curious about.

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parskis:

There’s something eery yet beautiful about watching an object gain sentience and start questioning its own existence.

I’m really shit at edits and you’re all gonna suffer for a week cause I’m gonna do awful edits this week.